Two gay guys were standing at the door to the apartment complex when I walked up. I had a feeling that this was going to be funny.

Gay Guy #1: Are you sure this is the right place?
Gay Guy #2: Yeah, I think so. It certainly smells gay.
Me: Uh, well, I think that’s from my flowers.
Gay Guy #1: But you’re straight.
Me: Yes, I am.
Gay Guy #1: (Looks at the yogurt in my other hand) What’s that?
Me: Some plain yogurt.
Gay Guy #2: Now *that’s* gay.
Me: Actually, yes, I admit, that is sort of gay.

We all laughed.

Amazing and breathtaking slow mo table tennis video.

I actually needed to purchase a book, and, after getting a few generic error pages, I was presented with this:

Thanks Amazon, I appreciate you thinking that I’m now a hacker when your site is down. Heaven forbid that I actually wanted to try to purchase something. I understand that your site is down, but, please, get your error pages in order. I hope for their sake that this page isn’t being widely seen.

Then, I tried to tweet about it, but twitter is down, most likely from everyone trying to tweet that Amazon is down.

Apparently in SoCal, there’s a fad where they make purses out of Capri Sun pouches. You too can make them as well.

Yesterday, we had a going away lunch for Kurt, who will be leaving Scribd for greener pastures. He brought us to his favorite small restaurant in San Francisco — Roadside Cafe — which specializes in South Carolina style barbecue. While chowing down on some ribs and pulled pork, we discussed the finer points of souther cuisine. It really made me realize how alien southern food is around Northern California. Trust me, it’s tough finding a good BBQ place in the city.

This reminded me of a passage in Michael Pollan’s Omnivore’s Dilemma where he discusses the lack of food culture in America. Okay, that’s an extreme thing to say: of course, we do have some strong culinary rituals, like the Thanksgiving turkey, southern barbecue, and Louisiana creole food. But, all of this still pales in comparison to the fanatic food cultures in other countries, like Spain or France. Let’s face it, the general public in San Francisco doesn’t nearly think about their food heritage as much as people in San Sebastian, Spain.

Pollan goes on to explain that we’re a nation of people who eat many of their meals in cars. This is the antithesis of European cuisine, where the food is ingrained into everyone’s life. It’s no wonder that American’s are suckers for food fads, like the low-carb diet and health shakes.

Many times, I’m envious of these older countries that have such a rich culinary heritage.

On the flip side, I’m also glad that we’re young and diverse nation, allowing us to explore more gustatory options. I just hope that someday in the distant future, our ancestors don’t find themselves closely guarding the culture of Frito-Lay chips and Cheetos.

The chart for YHOO on Google Finance is a big jumble:

And Techmeme is just one long thread about the acquisition offer:

What’s sad is that the only mention of anything MSFT or YHOO on Technorati is on the bottom of the page, way below the fold:

Come on Technorati, a big story like this should be nearer to the top!

The information geek in me also loves the cool but not very useful trends feature of Google Reader. Below are some of my daily reading trends.

A few observations:

• My biggest reading day is Friday. I don’t feel like I read for longer periods of time on Friday, but perhaps there’s just more news.
• You can tell I typically roll into the office somewhere around 9-10am.
• I had major issues with Edge on my prepaid AT&T account 1.5 weeks ago (thus, the flat weekly graph). I barely caught up with the news.

Effectively, my iPhone is creating time for me to catch up with my daily RSS feeds. It’s place shifted my reading, which is one of the biggest reasons why I bought a mobile internet device.

SmugMug has replied with a semantic argument:

Thanks for writing. This is expected behaviour. A private gallery just means that that gallery will not show up on your Smugmug homepage but it is accessible by knowing the direct URL to it. You do have the option of turning off external links so that no one can link to an individual photo. You may also password protect galleries so that no one can access them without a password.

This functionality is simply irresponsible. When a user sets a photo to be private, they expect the URL to be either password protected, or at least have a secret hash appended to the URL. Without such a hash, any visitor with a little bit of coding skill would be able to retrieve all your photos. SmugMug claims that they don’t have the bandwidth right now to implement such a GUID system.

The problem really is of expectation. On other sites, setting an object to private means either a GUID or password protected page. Regardless of the semantics of the wording, SmugMug needs to either follow the precedent, or put in big bold letters that your private photos can still be accessed by anyone.

At Scribd, our private documents require a secret password to be inserted into the URL.

Tonight, I was annoyed to discover that I had run out of rice. So, I had to settle for some bean thread noodles. The plate is my usual stir fry with tofu and green beans, this time with the addition of mushrooms.

I’ve been on a simple meals kick — trying not to make anything too fancy. I added Hoison sauce to my normal cadre of soy sauce and oyster sauce for a sweeter kick. I overcooked the fresh noodles, and they were a bit too soft for my taste. Don’t cook fresh flat noodles more than 4 minutes, you’ll regret it.