“Variety is the spice of life.”
– Luke McSpadden
We all know the travesty of the modern dining experience. Your exquisite entree is served piping hot, straight from the kitchen. Playfully, you discuss its visual aesthetics, even showing pride in your fine dining decision.
Then, you take the first bite.
You reel in how awful it tastes. The chicken is dry, the sauce is too salty, the beef is too well done, the noodles are not al dente. The fact is, it’s just bad.
At this point, you either cover up this fact by forcing a smile and a “mmmm”. Or, you begin to berate the restaurant right then and there in front of the manager.
Sound familiar? Well, I’ve got a solution. Instead of focusing on the entree, why not try lots of side dishes. Many cultural foods from tapas to dim sum let you pick and nibble at several small dishes. But today, I want to talk Korean.
Probabilistically speaking, the more side dishes there are, the more likely you will like the expected number of dishes you would have liked if you tried all the dishes at a restaurant (for those mathy people: strong law of large numbers). In Korea, the more side dishes that come with the meal, the better. Good Korean restaurants in the US will generally give 5 to 7 side dishes (anything less is wimpy).
The side dishes have a wide range of flavors, from the subtle sesame fragrance of the jap chae noodles, to the strongly fermented kim chi. One of the best places to experience side dish overload is at the Korea House in Sunnyvale, CA. My friend suggested we go there, saying that they give enough side dishes to feed an army. I was skeptical.
The restaurant itself looked like any other ordinary Korean restaurant, complete with the usual Korean waitresses, big stone soup bowls, and the smell of bul go gi in the air. However, as soon as we the saw the owner, an eccentric looking Korean lady with hair like a lion (seriously, this is the only way I know how to describe it), we knew we would be in for a ride.
We ordered our usual favorites: chige and bul go gi. Before, any side dishes were served, a full plate of jap chae was served. We were puzzled, and asked if there was a mistake. “It’s on the house!” Now this is something I could live with, a free appetizer.
Then, the side dishes came. If you were there to witness my jaw, you would have seen much droppage. The waitress came out with a gigantic tray, with at least a dozen dishes, some I haven’t even seen before. These weren’t cheap looking items either, the vegetables looked fresh, and there was even some chicken and fish items. Our table had trouble accommodating to the number of dishes. When the main entrees came out, Tippy and I had to do some clever shuffling in order to fit all the dishes.
The food itself was delicious. I probably spent more time nibbling at the side dishes than the main entrees themselves. I was surrounded by sweet marinated tofu, dried fish, fried chicken wings, kim chi, and one of my favorites, Korean pickled cucumber. Needless to say, I was quite full by the end of the evening.
Around the middle of our meal, the eccentric Korean lady (which I presumed to be the owner), came to educate us. She quickly pulled a pair of chopsticks from her “holster” and began assembling a sushi-like wrap using the bul go gi, rice, nori, bean sprouts, and tofu. “Put this, and this, and this, and then eat!” She left as quickly as she came. And true to her words, this sushi-like combination was a winner.
If you live in the bay area, go try Korea House sometime. Avoid the lunch buffet, which usually pale in quality compared to their dinner items. Don’t worry, I guarantee you will be stuffed by the end of the night. The owner really has a mission every night to feed her customers silly.